Saturday, June 7, 2008

Innocent Tease ?

I am not the Indian woman out of a soap, so quite obviously I wasn’t really dressed up at 10.p.m. in the night. A silly pink nightdress, and Innu to give me company in the exact same nightdress in a different color.

My dad always complained to me about one (supposedly) terrible habit my mom has – that she remembers all the important things at late hours. And my mom just lived up to this complaint dad has, and remembered one really important tablet we just HAD to have at that hour. I am paranoid (I am tired of explaining this – so assuming all my readers out there know it by now), so I wouldn’t let Mom and Innu go to the medical store by walk at 10.p.m. in the night. And after much fight with my lazy-self, I decided to drive them down, ONLY and ONLY on the condition that I will not change (nightdress is THE thing to live in), hence will not get off the car! My mom said of course no problem. So if I didn’t have to get off anyway, I could safely wear dad’s bathroom slippers too. Innu looked exactly like me, and my slippers on her were even better than the bathroom slippers on me, trust me!

We reached the medical store and Mom gave me that Oh-I-Work-For-You-Guys-All-Day-Long look. Almost begged Innu and me to get off and get the tablets. WHAT???

So we just sneaked in trying to go unnoticed. Found a safe corner and stood there. There are at least twenty guys at the other side attending the huge crowd, cause this medical store is apparently the best, and most crowded, in Bangalore. And those guys just have to have a girl on the other side, they come running to attend you. That always helps to get out of the store quickly :D

There was this broad man standing in front of us and he got a call, he wanted to move out, he just dashed into me and moved out. I got super pissed, and before I knew it, he again came all over me and moved back in. It was so annoying; Innu and I uttered loud curses at him, still trying to go unseen… Those nightdresses and giant slippers were making us look just HORRIBLE – we just couldn’t afford to get noticed! And again! He gets a call and barges out and that’s it! We both screamed REAL loud, in chorus – EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE !!!!

All, and I mean ALL heads turned, and gave us one thorough look, and this man somehow had the support of the crowd and the advantage because we looked like Idiots in those pajamas. This broad-guy just made us feel more stupid, and put up a really innocent face and said “Oh! So Sorry!” All this was actually so hilarious, and till we stood there we kept getting Silly-Girls stare and this man made sure he said loud excuse-me-pleases before he would move. We took our packet, returned a few stares and RAN!

8 comments:

Pavan said...

Well, it may seem funny, but its not. Sometimes I just go out for a quick purchase of something in the night in my "comfortable" clothes and most people ignore it. For right reasons. And when girls do the same thing, it somehow makes them seem "bad". Fucking double standards. You should have given that guy a few more loud abuses.

Unknown said...

@Pavan

C'mon.. I'm sure your "comfortable" wear is neither "silky" nor "pink" ! So that's that :P

@Gagan

Pinky silky dressed DONT go with the Bangalore exteriors.. avoid them as far as possible ! They don't go with the exteriors of ANY city in India.. BTW.. You might wanna read Shobha De's "Superstar India" - It's got an entire chapter devoted to how indian men like leching ! :P

Prateek Mohan said...

All in all it was truly hilarious... it must have been strange for them too to find two pretty ladies dressed in Pajamas :D at 10:00 pm (I feel 10:00 pm IS indeed considered too late in our Bengaluru)
All then leching has been a fav. TP for almost all men here in India. (to be true sometimes guys dont know they r leching... or I am being over-guilty and calling something leching which it's actually not!!! I am confused... hehe)

Gagan said...

@Pavan
I didn't even take it that seriously.. I don't know why :P
@Abhinav
I said SILLY and NOT SILKY. Sheesh! The least you could do is to NOT make derogatory remarks at my character! Huff!
@Prateek
Yeah thanks, as long as you say I am pretty, rest is all excusable!

Unknown said...

You said "SILKY" !!

Shwetank said...

Fir Pink! Reminds me of something :D

astrocrazy2005 said...

next time wear heels and stamp on da (sick )uncle's legs ...it works like a charm

Anonymous said...

Hehehe ...